MY WIFE DOESN'T LET ME AGGRAVATE HER WHEN SHE IS IN THE KITCHEN! SHE ALSO GETS ANGRY FOR EVERY LITTLE THING I DO. SHE IS HOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND WANTS TO PLAY "OCTOPUS". SHE SAYS THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND AND EXPECTS ME TO UNDERSTAND THEM. I SAY THINGS BACK LIKE I UNDERSTAND BECAUSE IF I DONT ANSWER IT'S WORSE. 'YES HONEY' IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER TO EVERYTHING(FYI). I HAVE TO DO THINGS WHEN I'M AT HOME THAT SHE DOES WHEN I'M GONE BECAUSE "IT'S YOUR FUNCTION". I ALSO ...LOVE MY WIFE.