Dear Complaints Board,

I was talked into some Taco Bell this past weekend, and as I took my first bite of my chicken soft taco, my teeth collided with a very hard substance, which I took to be a plastic fork or something like it. When I opened up the taco to see what was going on, what looked up at me in all its crusty glimmer other than a penny -- an old, grimy penny covered in filth from all its pocket-traveling, hand-exchanging, register-clinking history here on earth. I had almost chipped a tooth on it. Gross! I flicked it out of the taco and snapped the attached picture.

Witnesses: Aimee Jones & Jake Jacobson (404.513.5933)
Taco Bell location: Store 004138 @ 651 Atlanta Road, Cumming, GA 30040

Sincerely,
Ben Hodges
[email protected]
770.314.1886